A writing physicist who likes to vent onto paper and then hide it forever. Likes other things too.
They warned me and I listened but THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”
I read this review that dissed Guardians of the Galaxy for being “too fun.” This is all I could think of.
Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)
more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3
we’re all stories in the end.
Found these cards.
i want to frame these and put them on the wall.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
i’m still doing research, and ended up on the San Francisco Wiki page
pretty standard stuff, really, but then
THIS FANDOM, I SWEAR omfg
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS ACCURATE
"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."
"That’s good of him."
-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier
I couldn’t resist