1. sparrowbirdd:

    They warned me and I listened but  THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha

    Reblogged from: thestraightwhisperer
  2. tielan:

    cumberpetersleston:

    harto-helbig:

    netzmare:

    scaenica:

    [x]

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

    bUT NOTES

    thejokertho

    I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”

    Reblogged from: blackbirdrose
  3. brakken:

conquer yourself

    brakken:

    conquer yourself

    Reblogged from: megphail
  4. pocketaimee:

    I read this review that dissed Guardians of the Galaxy for being “too fun.” This is all I could think of.

    Reblogged from: thestraightwhisperer
  5. Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)
    Reblogged from: guxrdians
  6. chocolate-time-machine:

    more bear owls

    based on my favorite owls <3

    Reblogged from: jiinsy
  7. we’re all stories in the end.

    Reblogged from: doctorwho
  8. acodetojoy:

    unproventheorem:

    Found these cards.

    Frowned.

    Fixed them.

    Smiled.

    Geekery prevails!

    i want to frame these and put them on the wall.

    Reblogged from: megphail
  9. doctor-tiger-bitch:

barackthehalls:

neonshi:

milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:

truthtellingtime:

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.
Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.
Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).
TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

    doctor-tiger-bitch:

    barackthehalls:

    neonshi:

    milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:

    truthtellingtime:

    Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.

    Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.

    Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).

    TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

    NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

    Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

    I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

    Reblogged from: viria
  10. professorfangirl:

    ultimateventist:

    charlesoberonn:

    If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

     

    However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

    Reblogged from: hikeditandlikedit
  11. bandanabeth:

    i’m still doing research, and ended up on the San Francisco Wiki page

    image

    pretty standard stuff, really, but then

    image

    image

    THIS FANDOM, I SWEAR omfg

    image

    EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS ACCURATE 

    Reblogged from: nicowantsthediangelo
  12. emstantinople:

    outofcontextdnd:

    "Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."

    "That’s good of him."

    -Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier

    image

    I couldn’t resist

    Reblogged from: outofcontextdnd
    • Percy: You know, Annabeth, I really don't like your name...
    • Annabeth: Uh, excuse me?
    • Percy: Your name. Particularly your last name. It sucks.
    • Annabeth: *angry* What's wrong with my last name?
    • Percy: I don't know... it just doesn't suit you. You should change it.
    • Annabeth: Change it?! To what?!
    • Percy: Jackson. *walks away*
    • Annabeth: Did you just
    • Annabeth: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME
    • Annabeth: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY.
    • Annabeth: ARE YOU SMIRKING?
    • Annabeth: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
    Reblogged from: megphail
  13. deadvalley:

    Fall Out Boy - Centuries

    you will remember me for centuries

    Reblogged from: tothless
  14. vantasticmess:

eveil:

nightkinks:

scribblescruff:

brandonchesnutt:

Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.


omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS

Go faster. Must go faster.

This is the true spirit of cosplay
a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck
with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention
everyone else go home.

    vantasticmess:

    eveil:

    nightkinks:

    scribblescruff:

    brandonchesnutt:

    Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.

    omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS

    Go faster. Must go faster.

    This is the true spirit of cosplay

    a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck

    with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention

    everyone else go home.

    Reblogged from: highguardmyheart
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